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Dirty Christmas Quotes

Christmas is an only event when people are very happy and excited and they make different plans. As we all know friends always have fun with each other and on Christmas mostly friends wish to each other through dirty Christmas quotes. Dirty Christmas quotes are always funny and humor. Getting greetings for Christmas quotes is not a tough task now. If you are searching dirty Christmas quotes then now you can get through us best collection because we have here huge collection and all are unique and latest. So get here your favorite collection and share with your friends.

On the day of Christmas some people wish to their friends with dirt Christmas quotes. It’s also funny wishes. Because friends are always wish to each other’s through different and funny ways. If you want to wish your friends with dirty Christmas quotes then you can get from us.
Dirty Christmas Quotes

  • I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
  • Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.
  • is buying my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included”.
  • Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
  • This Christmas, I’m gonna hide all the mistletoe, so everyone I hate can kiss my butt
  • Last year, when I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive,
    I woke up in a box.
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas,
    can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Sometimes I wish I was a bird:
    I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
  • My brother was so mean when I was a child.
    He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together
    so I couldn’t look at them.
  • The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
  • Dear Santa,
    I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
    and it was worth it.
    You fat, judgmental bastard.
  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  • KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWAR?
    ho…don’t think dirty…
    its A ”CIGRETTE”
  • Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life’s true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!
  • Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
    Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
  • Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.
  • Feels like what more can I say. I made you face your fears. I think we could have made it. Thought I told you I love you.
  • How do u teach a blonde maths?
    U subtract her chlothes
    Devide her legs
    And square root her.
  • On  Christmas!!
    Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
    Merry christmas!!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?
    She’s the one with the dirty knees.